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“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)

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…a Credit Suisse analysis of almost 2,400 international companies that found that companies with at least one woman on their board tend to be the strongest performers.
Why productive teams have 3 different kinds of diversity (via fastcompany)
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Women feel more guilt than men, not because of some weird chromosomal issue but because they have a history of being blamed for other people’s behavior. You get hit, you must have annoyed someone; you get raped, you must have excited someone; your kid is a junkie, you must have brought him up wrong.
Guilt Poisons Women by Germaine Greer (via mymangotree)
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Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin



Our new study finds a record number of new moms have been to college. [Graphic: Deseret News]

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Not all men are violent, but most violent people are men.

-whatispatriarchy (via mohavemamba)

And if you believe this, you are sexist. This is not based in an ounce of fact, just wild, disgusting prejudice. It’s easy to portray men as naturally violent when you force them to make up the WHOLE of our military until just recently.

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In 2009, 91% of violent crimes commited in England and Wales were committed by men, according to Home Office statistics. That is typical (actually violent crime rates in the UK are slightly lower than the first world average). I mean the overwhelming statistical evidence is that men commit the majority of violent crime, that’s really absolutely beyond question. If you want to discuss WHY men commit the majority of violent crime, fine, but jesus shit

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who would even question the premise? imma guy & it makes sense—because it’s true af

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Something to think about:

Over the past few months, because of zealot Republicans like Paul Ryan, Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock wishing to force their patriarchal, misogynistic, “religious” beliefs on women, rape has been the hot topic of the day.

One thing I’ve heard over and over recently is people saying that they don’t personally know anyone who’s ever been raped. I used to think that too. Until it dawned on me: why should every woman I know feel obliged to inform me of such a painfully intimate detail of their lives? I mean, really—who am I?

Many of us probably know a woman who’s been raped. We just don’t know it.


UNDECIDED VOTERS: The SNL Skit vs. Real Life

  • Katherine Fenton: What will you do about women's pay inequality?
  • Mitt Romney: I've had binders and binders full of women. Once. Years ago...oh, and Ann loves you people.
  • Barack Obama: Hm...Well, let's see here. This is a tough one—Lilly Ledbetter, gender equality, free contraception, jobs plans and bailouts for teachers (like yourself), Obamacare so insurance companies can't overcharge women anymore, Sonya Sotomayor, Elana Kagen, not gonna overturn Roe v. Wade, my two young daughters, Michelle, America, freedom 'nshit.
  • Katherine Fenton: Pfft. They kinda just talked about what they have done, but that wasn’t my question. I'm still undecided.
  • Adam: Huh?
  • Eve: Say what now?
  • Me: Wait, seriously?
  • Obama: For realz?
  • Romney: Wait. What did she just say?
  • My cat: meow?
  • My dog: woof?
  • My plant: ?
  • Susan B. Anthony: Wait what?
  • Antonin Scalia: Wow. Seriously?
  • Rush Limbaugh: No, seriously?
  • SN: No disrespect to Ms. Fenton, but this exemplifies what drives me bonkers about people who choose not to be informed about the world in which they live.

  • tagg: mommy, daddy...tell me how you first met
  • mitt: well son one day i was in a staples walking thru the binders section...
  • ann: my binder was very crowded, but daddy noticed *me*






This is all you need to know about Mitt Romney.

My jaw dropped so violently when he said this that it popped.

Ah… the old Republican, “Go make me a sammich” defense. Verily, ye Ole GOP doth truly understand wench— er, wiminz.

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