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Rick Santorum’s message seems to be that Obama belongs to a weird religious sect called Black people.
Andy Borowitz~ (via phroyd)
(Reblogged from phroyd)

Santorum Blasts Obama During Cumming Rally

santorumforgop:

mranastasiabeaverhausen:

I swear to God, that is the actual headline. Best headline ever. With that, I go to bed. Goodnight, Tumblr.

I already blogged this when it first happened, but it deserves reblogging, just to emphasize how incredible it is.

OMFG! That’s hilarious! If only they somehow had worked in a Santorum surge…

(Reblogged from santorumforgop)

Rick Santorum says his "phony theology" criticism of Obama was really a barb directed at the President's environmental policies, NOT his religion. Hahahaha, Rick -- like Republicans EVER confuse religion and science.

(Source: inothernews)

(Reblogged from reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

Rick Santorum aide gaffe: Obama’s ‘radical Islamic policies’

Yeah… and if that Islamophobic comment was a ‘gaffe’ then I guess so was Santorum’s I didn’t say “black people,” I said “blah people” comment, and so was Santorum’s comparing President Obama to Hitler… yeah, right, a ‘gaffe’ (wink, wink)

Santorum mega-backer on contraception: Girls, just put aspirin between the legs (VIDEO)

santorum backer intimates women should use aspirin for birth control. because they did it waayyy back in the good ole days [of slavery & no women’s votes?!?] …but why aren’t republicans discussing vasectomies??? isn’t that a form of birth control too?

Your GOP

Where your two choices are:
A) 100% abstinence —and by god, that means no evil masturbation or impure thoughts—unless you’re a guy or a Newt. Then nothing’s out of bounds. Threesome anyone?

-or-

B) Have an endless crop of children (because dammit, “contraception leads to things in the ‘sexual realm’ nstuff”—according to the GOP & Rick Santorum)